I Will Love You...

[Faust loves bumblebee tuna. And also the cold. But not really. Because he doesn't wear a shirt. So the cold is not fun. And he's pretty sure Schroedinger replaced Captain's coat with his, and Lavi may have stolen his scarf. Either way, Faust does not appreciate the cold and is therefore going to hunt the little catboy down.]

[Faust has assumed that most of the students aren't going to want to touch the corpses, so he's taken the liberty of collecting a few on his own for purposes of dissection. As he's merrily slicing and dicing, Eliza's having a touching reunion with her very bloody sorority sisters.]

Excuse me, students and staff!

Blood tests Eliza and Mr. Undertaker have been drawing are giving us no conclusive results.
However, I believe all is not lost. I request that all of you inflicted with cat ears please provide me with a list of exactly what you have in common with my dog.
[Glances over at Frankensteiny, who has cat ears and tail beside his Dobermen ears and docked tail.]

It may not reveal a cause, but we may learn why only select individuals are affected.

As we draw ever nearer to the impending school year, I have a few duties as campus nurse that need to be fulfilled. One of these is to learn about my students, and so I am simply requesting that you tell me of any existing medical or genetic conditions that may require special treatments. I would also appreciate a list of any and all allergies you may have.

Thank you all for your cooperation.

If anyone happens to see a large number of corpses in various states of decay wandering about, please do not be alarmed. They are perfectly harmless, and have only escaped the lab to explore their new surroundings.
Most importantly, do not panic. I would be most unhappy if any of them were to come into harm's way. If you should find them, do not attempt to apprehend them. Instead, just send for myself or any other of the school's capable necromancers and the infestation will be cleared up in no time. ^_^

Hello everyone, Eliza here. I see my beloved has already gone through all the trouble of introducing us, so I thought I would just put a little note up here. As Johann has said, I will be assisting the school doctor, and I hope you will all find it easy to be open and trusting with me. :3

That said, stay safe and I wish you the best fortune in all of your endeavors.

~Eliza Faust~

My name is Johann Faust, and this is my beloved wife Eliza. I will be teaching Medical Lab, Anatomy & Physiology, and basic Biology, while Eliza here will be assisting the school nurse.